Wikipedia as told via Twitter.

1. An exit greeting.
2. What I’m saying to you now because the site is closing.
3. You will all be missed.

1. Simple tool used for driving nails into wood
2. Famous 90’s MC,who informed the public of what they can and can not touch.

By: Anon

If a french maid is an erotic maid, and a french kiss is an erotic kiss, french toast is erotic toast.

1. A period of time notoriously loved by secretaries.
2. Usually lasts longer than an hour.

By: Anon

Best friend that will never leave you, lie, require feeding and leave unwanted little presents on your carpet.

By: Anon

1. A motion picture consisting of a sequence of drawings.
2. Ok to watch as an adult.

By: Anon

1. It’s what’s for dinner.
2. Object of quest by elderly lady in a fast food joint.

By: Anon

1. Invents evil henchmen and plots terrible schemes.
2. Usually thwarted by a dumb blonde guy or angry mob.

1. Process of incorporating a person into a new culture.
2. Process where you are turned into a half-man, half-robot.

By: invertedzarquon

The only reason to go to Red Lobster.

By: Jarvis